tweet

The sound the cerebellum emits as it atrophies from the overuse of internet and texting shorthand.

As the celebutant began to compose a message to submit to her Twitter account, her brain began to fail. A distinct "tweet" sound could be heard coming from her head as she collapsed in convulsions.

One female spawn of Kris Jenner down -- four more to go!

by pyriticsilence November 21, 2011

tweet

a rolled-up strip of material inserted into the end of your spliff, usu. made from thin cardboard. this term originated in the town of sudbury (ontario, canada) sometime in the 1990s. no one knows where it came from or why it is used in this way, but everyone in this town knows what 'tweet' is, and cannot use the term outside of the bury.

"yo, got any tweet?"
"yo, the tweet fell out of the dube"

by patio lanterns February 24, 2008

Tweet It

If someone says 'Tweet It' after another person has said a sentence then they must simply tweet the sentence they just said.

James Wells 'I suck cock' Adam davies 'Tweet it'. James would then have to tweet that he sucks cock

by bantermobile May 27, 2015

tweet-tweet

Dying.

The old man just went tweet-tweet.

by Atti December 12, 2002

tweet

sound that my lovely lil bird makes

tweet

by Audreys Secret Lover November 7, 2002

Tweet

To perform fellatio in a sensual manner.

“I hit him with that tweet and put him to sleep!”

by floridaborn April 5, 2018

tweet

1. n. a communication sent via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

2. v. the act of communicationg via carrier pigeon wherein the carrier pigeon taps the message out in Morse code on the recipients window

1. I just sent Biafra a tweet.

2. To tweet or not to tweet. That is the question.

by Bob Akimbo January 22, 2011