Penis Tweezers

Implement neccesary to manipulate ones penis in the unfortunate circumstance of owning a mini penis, a very small phallus

Steveo speaking to Hendo
"Hendo may I borrow your penis tweezers I left mine at my boyfriends"
"Sure thing buddy I never leave home without them "

by mental patience October 9, 2008

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

tweekers

Those who indulge themselves with Methamphetamine until they become very paranoid and develop a serious case of body tremor.

eg. People who ask for money on a daily basis; people who consistently and rapidly scratch themselves. "Hey check those tweekers arguing with the cops, the one on the left looks all messed up."

eg. Tyrone Biggums from the "Chappelle Show"; Jake Mazursky from "Alpha Dog"; Every character in the movie Spun; That chick from Full House, in real life.

by Romero Diaz December 9, 2008

Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

by Highonsnow March 10, 2011

Tweegers

A sensation in various parts of the body produced when the person witnesses something gross, scary or unpleasant

Amy felt her tweegers go when she looked over the edge of the tall building she was on

by drvtrv May 1, 2016

tweener day

(noun) the day between two people's birthdays, the perfect day for them to throw a conjoined party

"yo are you going to tweener day?"

"duh but it its a weird idea since erin and jordan are both so obsessed with themselves I cant believe they are throwing a conjoined party"

by oopsy July 6, 2023

the tweener

Tw-EE-ner
/noun./

The act of one friend pissing in between the legs of another friend's while said friend is sitting on the toilet poo'ing.

Greg and I performed the tweener after I had an intense Chipotle attack.

by mrpopperspenguin August 1, 2012