twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

Twat

Female private areas

Girl yo Twat stank!

by P281 April 7, 2009

Twat

2) A derogatory term for a person whoose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
1)A vagina (as mentioned in other definitions)

Jeff &Justin are twats.

by Anonymous1928 June 5, 2015

twatted

This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.

"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"

by Junyar-Kuro May 1, 2009

Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

twat

1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what

1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.

by Chode March 27, 2005

twatted

beaten to a messy pulp

Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead

by leeny burghers April 14, 2003