by Reference K22 December 2, 2008
a scrawny little shitbag that leaves a night out early to go home... turning his phone off in the process so that he becomes un-contactable
by downtownbrowntown July 9, 2010
by doug January 21, 2004
by fishhh June 13, 2004
by MunnzysMemes June 21, 2019
" Im a Muffin Twanger"
by devilish Tom Stein February 19, 2009
The Porky Twanger defines the act of inserting a digit up the female corn hole during a session of Bumping uglies. This is optionally accompanied by the calling of the phrase 'Porky twanger!' (spoken aloud at volume), and most likely followed by a swift dismount.
'I got really drunk last night and ended up in bed with my ex-girlfriend. I was doing her from behind, so I thought I'd give her a porky twanger while I was at it.'
by W Scotchston October 24, 2007