Canadian Tux

The combination of a jean jacket, and jean pants.

"Dude you see that Mexican's canadian tux? Gross."

by HiImPhil September 26, 2006

Acton tux

The atire of a resident of the town of Acton (aka "the armpit of Ontario") on a special occasion or ANY occasion for that matter. The atire consists of a plaid lumber jacket and cougar boots with the tongues out.

Sandy: "Are you wearing your Acton tux to the wedding ?"
Aaron: "Um... what ?"
Sandy: "Your Acton tux - you wearing it ?"
Aaron: "Ummm... what ?"
Sandy: "Nevermind"

by Snydbo April 24, 2011

Paquin Tux

Jeans and a blazer (suit/sport jacket). Blazer is worn primarily to distract senior management from the fact that you're wearing jeans on a non-casual day. If done right, you can also get away with wearing a t-shirt with the ensemble, even if it has a monkey on it.

Did you guys see Tron today? He's totally rockin' the Paquin Tux!

by suttron April 16, 2013

Grandma's Tux

A grandma that ties her saggy ass breasts in a bow tie.

Grandma's Tux was quite elegant, despite the fact of these corroding breasts to be black with rot.

I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.

by Spectre Nuggs July 23, 2011

Brooklyn Tux

Any ADDIDAS or name brand track suit worn with ginny tee underneath with accompanying gold chains, iroc z is optional

Yo you see vinnie's brooklyn tux, the ladies are gonna be all over his baciol! this fuckin guy!

by Giustino July 2, 2006

tux paint

a retarded painting app on the computer

when does that motherfucker ever get off tux paint

by MTNDEW0011 May 30, 2016

Birthday Tux

Similar to a birthday suit, a birthday tux is one's naked form but polished up for fancier events for which a birthday suit would be inappropriate. A birthday tux is more well trimmed and tanner than a birthday suit.

Valerie: "Are you wearing your birthday suit to the orgy?"
Michelle: "Are you kidding? I'm wearing my birthday tux! I'm going to shine like a diamond!"

by Brotogé September 7, 2016