Crushing Turts

Doing awesome in life and or reaching your full potential in an activity

Also a way to pick up at the end of a night

"How was your day"
Crushing turts bruh like always 💪

"Hey Monica wanna go back to mine and crush a turt"

by Luq da turt chrusher May 22, 2023

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turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!

Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!

by ValTheAlpha April 02, 2022

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Tough Turt

Is a person that resembles a turtle and thinks he/she is tough as well.

Hey! Stop being a tough turt!

by Tougher Turt May 26, 2009

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Turt Burgle

The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).

Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.

"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"

by DeadKnight November 21, 2017

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awk turt

an abbreviation for the "awkward turtle," a sign language way to indicate that something is awkward. It is done by placing one hand over the other, palms facing down, and rotating both thumbs in repeated circles.

simone: i love you. i've always loved you. i know you have a girlfriend but i had to let you know how i feel in order to get over you.

travis: (smiles awkwardly and passes the silence over with an awk turt)

by baja fresh October 15, 2007

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