turtoise

sexiest man on earth GIGACHAD

wow I wish I was turtoise, that man fucks hella bitches

by turtoise October 18, 2021

turdoise

Being Slow as shit or moving slow as shit.

The new installer is a turdoise

by SBullis November 3, 2021

Turquoise Taco

It's like blue balls, but for girls!

Things got hot and heavy with my man last night, but then he fell asleep and left me with a Turquoise Taco!

by candyrockstar April 22, 2010

flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise

I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.

by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006

Turtoise

A turtle that looks like a tortoise. I.e a turtle without flippers

Ah look at that turtoise there.

by JHG\PIJGWPOKJL;EMFLEM[ORMHOPMO March 15, 2021

turquoise

Think's it's a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue.

Person: What's your favourite colour?
Laura: Turquoise
Person: WHAT? thats not a colour!?!? you stupid D.....etc...

by Black Bandana June 23, 2006

turquoise

Anal intercourse. A corruption of the French idiom, à la turc, meaning, in the Turkish manner, meaning anal intercourse.

Do you like it turquoise?

by Hey Presto! May 22, 2004