gonorrhea turnover

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

columbian turnover

Having sex with someone missionary, then flipping the participant over, jizzing on their back, sprinkling cocaine over said jizz and snorting up the concoction.

I got a sinus infection from having a columbian turnover.

by PatNAH January 2, 2017

Texas Turnover

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover

Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."

by Woody89 October 26, 2010

Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009

blumpkin turnover

where the women is flipped upside down in a 69 position while doing a blumpkin so that she has a close up view of the fecal release.

that bitch likes to get splashed in the face so we do a blumpkin turnover.

by stanstheman June 13, 2006

Cherry Turnover

1. n. The act of flipping over a virgin onto her stomach so that one does not have to endure her abrasive wails of pain or expressions of love.

-Hey Max, what were those noises I was hearing from your apartment last night?
-Oh, I was just enjoying a cherry turnover.

by Engelpoppers January 10, 2012

Tea Party turnover

When a Republican is replaced by a Democrat do to infighting between the Tea Party and mainstream Republicans

In 2012 in Indiana Republican Senator Richard Lugar was a popular incumbant who would have been easily re-elected, but he was defeated in the Republican primary by Tea Party candidate Richard Mourdock, so then in a Tea Party turnover the Senate seat went to Democrat Joe Donnelly.

by Republican$$uck November 18, 2013