(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006
Get the malaysian turntable mug.noun - When a male is giving anal to a female while she is sitting on top of him. The male then grasps her firmly by the ass cheeks and spins her around his erect penis.
Guy #1 - Yo, so me and my gf were totally spinning turntables last night.
Guy #2 - Yeee son, you hit that ass!
Guy #3- Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' errywhere!
Guy #2 - Yeee son, you hit that ass!
Guy #3- Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' errywhere!
by KuhwallaKanoopi May 1, 2010
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A Social networking site based around people adding and playing tracks for a crowd of people. Site consists mostly of EDM but there are other rooms that also cater to different genre's as well
Although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today.
There are crews that one can join to have a show for a tuned audience one of the First crews out there is (BC) = Bear Crew
which is representative of the Bear avatar that is on the site. The originators of the crew as as follows
(BC) LawDawg
(BC) NESoid
(BC) Boomtastic
Honorary members:
Microfone Assassin
Although the site is still in beta it has a crowd that is increasing exponentially as of today.
There are crews that one can join to have a show for a tuned audience one of the First crews out there is (BC) = Bear Crew
which is representative of the Bear avatar that is on the site. The originators of the crew as as follows
(BC) LawDawg
(BC) NESoid
(BC) Boomtastic
Honorary members:
Microfone Assassin
by NESoid August 1, 2011
Get the Turntable.fm mug.Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook
w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!
by di6 December 9, 2007
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Get the Team Turntables mug.“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.
Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father
Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU
Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father
Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU
Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021
Get the How the turntables have turned mug.tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake
by amelia randall July 30, 2008
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