turpentine cat

Term used by people of the Southern persuasion to identify something moving at a pace that borders on the supernatural. First seen in the 1920's when a group of men rubbed a cat's cinnamon ring with a dried out corncob until it was raw, and then wiped it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Can be used interchangeably with raped ape

I was doin my girl, and when my friends started the rodeo dat hizzo took off like a turpentine cat.

by bob44 February 9, 2005

turpentiniferous

adj. ter-pen-tahy-NIF-er-uhs 1. pertaining to or experiencing the feeling in one's brain/body after having too many bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 (or similar cheap liquor) in one evening. 2. The smell of one's breath &/or body the day after such an event.

So turpentiniferous was Bobby after his bachelor party, even his fish shunned his wretched stench as his bulk shambled into the loo to disgorge his bladder.

by Necrolicious June 2, 2009

turget

Short For Turd Nugget

Today Mike was being a real turget

by 15yearoldboylookintogetpopular May 22, 2018

tergent

Something or someone who is dirty.

De-tergent is an anti tergent. De"turgent". example:Sarah is very tergent.

by thatoneguy99 April 6, 2009

Turger

A half turtle and half hamburger sandwich

burger turtle turger

by pat mcdaddy April 2, 2010

Turgeliet

Turgeliett means sacrifice in the language of the old meme gods, spoken by the followers of the meme religion Turgelietism. every time Turgeliettt is written, you must add another T at the end.

the man was sacrificed at turgeliet rock

by ???_245 February 20, 2018

tugendhat

When you get your Johnson out, protect the country and have a posh wank to celebrate.

We finally got Johnson out and now we’ve got Tugendhat

by thepolitician July 8, 2022