Turd

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

by Diccyc December 16, 2004

Turd

Poop.
Some one who is really annoying.

Person#1: Your a turd
Person#2: There's a turd on the ground..

by Dachshund15 November 14, 2017

Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 26, 2003

Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 07, 2007

turd

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"

by skankinmat April 24, 2007

TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 01, 2011