Turbo Priest

A priest that abolishes evil in a rapid process

We hit the Mega Church yesterday to fasten up our confession to the Turbo Priest.

by Atheneite October 5, 2017

Turbobrick

A turbocharged Volvo. Brick being what most older style Volvos resemble.

Look at that turbobrick go!

by JesusLovesVolvos August 12, 2005

turbo hell

The fictional place you go to, after acting on homosexual tendencies. Originated by the Supernatural fandom (after the eighteenth episode of season 15 showed Castiel (Misha Collins) confessing his love to Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) and afterwards being swallowed by an empty, black void most commonly dubbed; "turbo hell") and evolved to be a popular meme on Tumblr, even to people outside of the fandom.

"He confessed his love to him, and then immediately got sent to turbo hell. Ain't that a bitch?"

by PennyForYourCox February 6, 2021

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022

Turbo Bass

The MAXIMUM setting on a boombox. WARNING: May result in large amouts of sex if used in the wrong place ( like an old folk's home).

Transport now to an old folks home

Where the elderly are tossed on their brittle bones

The orderlies are stealing there's no excuse

Everyday for lunch they eat boiled goose

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass

And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex

The music was way too powerful

A bunch of old people fucking like rabbits

It was disgusting to say the least

by New Fang May 22, 2010

1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo

Coolest 90s sports car EVER! sleek,fast,and stunningly beautiful can be distinguished from lesser models by its meaner stance, 5-spoke alloy rims, and rear spoiler. the twin turbo 1JZ-GTE motor spitting out 276 horses makes it a threat to anything under $45000 and in black it just looks badass!

holy shit! did you see that! what was that thing! it must have been doing 140! easy

that my friend was a 1992 Toyota Supra 2.5GT Twin-Turbo
we'll never catch that in our riced out civic with a fart can,neons, and 8000lbs of various crap; none of which helps performance.

you got that right lets go get some ghetto ass spinner hubcaps from auto-zone.

ok, woo-hoo!

by pacesetter December 7, 2010

Turdology

The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.

Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.

by turdmeister May 31, 2010