Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007

turd

usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.

"go eat a turd sandwich"
"you are such a turd"
"I got to go turd my pants"

by skankinmat May 7, 2007

TURDING

1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking

John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011

Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane

Mary was turding on her way to work

by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019

Turd

Feces produced by either gender or sex. Also known as poo.

My cat did a turd.

by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018