Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

by Rasgettma November 1, 2008

turcrabtopus

Turcrabtopus is a special holiday dish, a spin on the traditional Turducken. Turcrabtopus is made up of turkey which is stuffed with an octopus which all of it sits on a set of crab legs. Turcrabtopus can be made with bacon layered on top because 'Murica. Plenty of images can be found on the internet but because the name hasn't been official, you may have to search by keywords "turkey crab octopus".

Would anyone like a slice of turcrabtopus?

by Dniedacess February 4, 2016

Turban Dictionary

The Indian Urban Dictionary, because Indians wear turbans.

Turban Dictionary, the Indian Urban Dictionary that no Pakistanis can edit.

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

Turbanator

Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating.

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Tuncay

Tuncay is a Turkic name. Its meaning is the moon with a color of tungsten, and another meaning is beautiful like the moon. Tuncay is a loyal, caring, and loving person. Having a relationship with him would feel great, he is not jealous just because he trusts you, and he will remain loyal to you. Being a friend of him would still be good, as he would fight for you with all he's got.

"Tuncay's the perfect friend."
-Sam to Tom

by tanni4311 July 22, 2020

Turbants

AKA Ragnits

The Indomitable community of insect like creatures that flourish in the chosen habitat of a Sikh's buttery scalp and head shroud.

Upon finally discarding his festering turb, Hardeep was overwhelmed, blinded and suffocated by the legions of scurrying turbants/ragnits that had dwelled on his bonce since youth.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees

It’s coming to your town. What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing. You are doomed. Unless, you have prepared for this exact disaster. And it's called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees.
This natural phenomenon is a mixture of seven natural disasters. It is incredibly dangerous, when it strikes land it is extremely deadly.
They will say that it is just a regular tornado, and urge you too take shelter underground if at all possible. However, what they don’t tell you, is that it will Draw from the crevices of the earth, magma, and flames from the earth’s core and from its volcanoes, spinning fire into it’s deadly twist, making it, a Torcano.
A series of earthquakes are detected within the torcano, causing a Torcanoquake. The torcanoquake will collect major flurries of snow, resulting in a massive blizzards and devastating avalanches. This is called a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche. This disturbance, will cause the ocean to react with a similar anger to the Torcanoquake Blizvalanche, and a hurricane larger than it was ever thought possible, will roam the land.This of course, is refered to as, Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane. There will also be bees. How many bees you ask? All of them.

Torcanoquake blizvalanche fireicane bees.

"Oh no! Its a Torcanoquake Blizvalanche Fireicane Bees!"

by rosegold143 April 24, 2019