Tuberculosis

An often serious lung disease (the number one killer of all time human wise Mycobaterium Tuberculosis otherwise known as Tuberculosis or TB or tuberculosophie is a disease that breaks into your lungs then multiples the victim will also experience coughing up blood pain and fever (sometimes TB is fatal but can be cured)

Tuberculosis is also responsible for the death of Seth Chloe Johnson's dog Sophie

Jamal: i've been coughing up blood and having very mild fevers and i am having trouble breathing!

Jaquise : You've got tuberculosis!

by Lucky rub February 24, 2020

Tubercebola

Tubercebola Is a violent combination of Tuberculosis and Ebola generally contracted by hypochondriac's.

Little Suzy: " You feeling OK Joey?"
BJ (Big Joe): "What? Am I OK? Is it Tubercebola? I keep coughing, feeling like I am getting a fever, and my eyes keep bleeding.

by drocco21 July 3, 2015

tuberculosis

The disease resulting from infection by bacteria from the genus Mycobacteria. Primarily caused by complex-forming M.Tuberculosis or M. Bovis the disease is predominantly transmitted by respiratory secretions and suprisingly, is not very contagious. Infection by tubercule bacillus results in chronic lesion-forming in pulmonary tissues. Disease progression is long-term and lesion dissemination can be fatal.

It would appear i have bleeding lungs. What a day for tuberculosis what?. cough, cough.....

by chez1986 June 11, 2007

tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis

The combined symptoms of all STDs, which includes tuberculosis, herpies, gohnoreah, siphilis, etc. The carrier of this disease is said to have been the town knob, "everybody gets a turn". Although this disease was thought of during health class while learning about actual STDs, and is not real at all, this disease may become real in the year 3000 give or take a few centuries.

Man that chick must of had sex with like a hundred dudes, she has got to have tubercuherpagohnosiphilitis.

by THECECIL February 26, 2008

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

tupence

Two penny coin.

I have but t'pence in m' pock't.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Tuberculosis

Taco Bell. Each is represented by the same abbreviation and one is likely to get tuberculosis just from eating taco bell. But damn if it doesn't just hit sometimes.

Yo Marcus, we why leavin' the club? It's that time dawg, you know I'm tryna hit up that young tuberculosis

by Gregor Ford February 11, 2022