Carpet tunnel syndrome

The ache in your hand and wrist after a night of rubbing ones pussy a bit too much.

After reading erotic emails from a "friend", I realized that all my chronic masturbating left me with carpet tunnel syndrome.

by Beckett17 January 31, 2009

Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

When you are carpooling and you enter a dark tunnel and get that "uneasy feeling" as you sitting next to someone you don't "Really" know.

On the way out of Boston, Sally got Carpool Tunnel Syndrome from the new guy John.

by Daryl Tempesta February 23, 2008

Tunnel Singing

A phenomenon which occurs when an Asian girl is only exposed to one genre of karaoke music, thereby greatly limiting her vocal talents.

That asian is really Tunnel Singing her way through the competition.

by Craig Caroxter June 11, 2008

Wikarpal Tunnel Syndrome

Is a cyber-medical condition in which a Wikipedia surfer follows too long a string of links when researching a topic, and is unable to return to the main topic of research. Symptoms include conceptual numbness and stream of thought weakness. Another name for the syndrome is 'Blunderline Disease'

I was researching the causes of the American Civil War but in trying to understand who Jefferson Davis was and what occurred in the presidential election of 1860 I suffered a bad case of Wikarpal Tunnel Syndrome and ended up at a page describing Neo-Latin, forgetting what exactly I was doing on the computer.

by Neonym September 1, 2009

fudge tunnel storm trooper

The person at the back of an anal sexual encounter. While the term is most often used as a derogatory reference to homosexual men, it can equally well be applied to lucky bastard straight guys who find women who will let them fuck them in the ass.

Why don't you go back to your constituents and keep the fuck away from my son, you fudge tunnel storm trooper

by Joshua James October 9, 2006

carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself

It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014

Tunnel Salad

v. A sexual act; to seal the entire anal cavity of a partner with the provider's lips and to blow. The expectation is that the anal cavity expands with air to form a tunnel.

Sean couldn't stop farting after Rick gave him his first Tunnel Salad.

by saboosh January 4, 2012