Milwaukee Tumor

A very large stomach created by mass consumptions of beer, also known as a beer belly.

Holy cow, did you see the Milwaukee Tumor on that Schlitz-swilling mullet-head?

by BruinsFan78 August 20, 2003

Bag of tumours with eyes

A term to describe a useless human being.

This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.

by de-po-sat July 9, 2010

tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005

tumor cheese

The burnt, highly-processed, delicious cheese fused to the plastic container of a microwaved frozen entree. It is almost certainly a potent carcinogen.

When eating my Stouffer's Chicken Enchiladas, I always save my tumor cheese for last.

by KayJayVee August 22, 2011

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

brain tumor

a brain tumor is a tumor in your brain. it might kill you, which sucks big time if you get one. which i have.
you can get surgery, but surgery might kill you as well.

i have a brain tumor, and i hate it.

by stine August 18, 2005