Tuke

The act of quickly shooting a large hard shit out of your ass.

Jared did a tuke during our camping trip and when he did it we thought it was a tree falling down.

by goldISgood March 19, 2010

Tuke

Someone who acts retarded with no mental excuse

If she thinks she can catch me, she's a fuckin tuke. No way am I going to marry that ho

by Aballofcorn May 3, 2014

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by tunezit November 7, 2011

fontuque (fawn-tuke)

the patch of skin between your asshole and ball-sac, also known as a grundle

bitches have really small fontuque (fawn-tuke) cuz of their vags

by Creatures McGee January 31, 2008

tuke

An uncircumsized penis with a large foreskin.

Marsha decided to blow Jimmy, but when she pulled back his tuke she choked on his pungent head cheese.

by Hydrochronix October 24, 2004

Tuked

Pronounced (tooked). Meaning screwed or fucked over. Name derived from a 1970's children's TV show whose host was later convicted of child molestation. To be taken advantage of or tricked into doing something awful for little or no money.

How did they talk me into doing this roof for free, I got tuked.

We got tuked on that last job. It just wouldn't end.

by Willy5007 July 7, 2011

Tuke

Slang term for hair that has been styled.

Man, quit messin' with the tuke

by Forsaken s0ul June 25, 2005