tugging timmy

to have a wank masturbate

After watching some porn the other night my missus went straight to sleep so I had to resort to tugging timmy instead

by John Walken March 22, 2005

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tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

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tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017

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tugging on my ovaries

The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child

That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.

by Wiseteria December 1, 2018

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A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

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Tugging my shorts

Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".

Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.

Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

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