After watching some porn the other night my missus went straight to sleep so I had to resort to tugging timmy instead
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Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
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Get the tugging on my ovaries mug.A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""
Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!
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Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.
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