tucson

I live in Tucson... take my advice: dont ever move there. Vacation, ok sure why not? But there is nothing to do in tucson besides school, U of A basketball games, and... well nothing.

Jimmy moved to Tucson for 2 months and he soon died of boredom... literally.

by ZMo January 15, 2005

tucson

A good place to go to school in and thats it. If Tucson didn't have the University of Arizona it would be one of the worst cities in America.

Thank god I have the option of leaving Tucson after I graduate.

by UofA87 July 14, 2006

tucson

wow what to say. it is too hot. very boring and bad news for us arizonans...the birth rate for mexican (beeners) passed the birth rate for anglos (white ppl). like wtf is that. if i were u and you were moving to tucson.....dont

mexicans everywhere....and all illegal...but some are cool

by hoooostein January 11, 2005

tucson

Gross music, tight pants, stupid scene and mexicans (they make good tacos though).
We just have old tucson, pima county fair, stupid jocks (from the U of A), sluts, and la encantada.

girl: MOMMM! WHY ARE WE MOVING TO TUCSON?!
mom: BECAUSE ALL THE (HOT) SENIORS LIVE THERE (and chaunch da ho, she's bettah than fiddycent).
girl: SUH-WEET.

by CHAUNCH DA HO RULEZ VIRGINA. April 13, 2005

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird March 24, 2018

tucson margarita

An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizona college students residing in Arizona's off-campus Commons.

I don't need to spend all my money on a blender, drink mix, nor tequila as long as I can have myself a Tucson Margarita.

by Paul Sorentino September 27, 2007

Tucson hello

The act of impregnating a woman by means of sexual intercourse. Generally performed by a man.

Did you hear? Jimmy gave Jamie a Tucson hello.

by ftbunky February 3, 2010