Tucson

A city whose name is tricky to pronounce. Much Like Tegucigalpa.

Tucson- pronunced TWO- sawn

by oberchode April 15, 2006

tucson

wow what to say. it is too hot. very boring and bad news for us arizonans...the birth rate for mexican (beeners) passed the birth rate for anglos (white ppl). like wtf is that. if i were u and you were moving to tucson.....dont

mexicans everywhere....and all illegal...but some are cool

by hoooostein January 11, 2005

tucson

Gross music, tight pants, stupid scene and mexicans (they make good tacos though).
We just have old tucson, pima county fair, stupid jocks (from the U of A), sluts, and la encantada.

girl: MOMMM! WHY ARE WE MOVING TO TUCSON?!
mom: BECAUSE ALL THE (HOT) SENIORS LIVE THERE (and chaunch da ho, she's bettah than fiddycent).
girl: SUH-WEET.

by CHAUNCH DA HO RULEZ VIRGINA. April 12, 2005

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

by Jblanco October 11, 2019

tucson margarita

An alcoholic beverage consisting of ice, gin, and lemon juice that became popular with the impoverished community of University of Arizona college students residing in Arizona's off-campus Commons.

I don't need to spend all my money on a blender, drink mix, nor tequila as long as I can have myself a Tucson Margarita.

by Paul Sorentino October 11, 2007

Tucson How Do You Do

When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet

Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!

by DadSmoocher67 December 31, 2017