Tucker Classic

When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.

"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"

"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."

by MASMRANKRA November 13, 2018

turkey taint

A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.

Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!

by Epididymitis March 3, 2019

belt tucker

When your trying to hide a erection

Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker

by Fozzzy December 12, 2013

She got a turkey

Philly slang used when a female has a big butt, similar to the term “wagon”

Yo you saw Bella, she got a turkey real rap!

by Straight Out The P February 28, 2020

Maddie Tucker

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.

I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday

by Hippo suckin February 23, 2019

Awkward Turkey

The result when one person tries to give another a high-5, but the other person tries to give a fist bump. Once these two hand gestures meet, they form a turkey at a really awkward moment.

person 1: "Dude, we just made an awkward turkey!"
person 2: "Well, this is awkward."

by funnybunny321 September 5, 2010

Craig Tucker(South Park)

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023