Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

tucking

the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals

Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!

by meowza May 2, 2005

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

Skinny Tubbing

Instead of swimming in a pool or other large body of water naked, you go hot tubbing naked!

Ian: Hey Alice, you wanna go skinny tubbing with me? you know you do

Alice: Go fuck yourself *slaps*

by moonzeppelin October 23, 2008

man-tubbing

The act of two or more males spending an evening in a hot tub or jacuzzi together without any female counterparts present.

Erik invited the boys over for a night of man-tubbing and PBR.

by ZackyPants January 10, 2011

Tublin

A fat annoying douche bag

My boyfriend's ex girlfriend is such a tublin

by Rumpus Jabari September 29, 2009

tubbin’ buddies

The most sacred of bonds.

I took one look and chad and knew... we would be tubbin’ buddies for life

by AgentJ99 June 14, 2018