tubish

To beat someone with a sack of cockroaches when they cause R rated movies to be edited.

"I'm such a trouble maker. You should tubish me."

by K April 26, 2005

Tubesteak

Slang term for a penis.

"Put your tubesteak back in your pants Julia..."

by BanditJeff May 17, 2009

tubesteak

A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy

I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up

by Ken Mayo July 2, 2003

turisti

in online poker, it is a nickname for a shitty player or "fish"

"That turisti just sucked out on me! He is such a faggot fish!"

by pokerturisti July 25, 2008

Tubsitis

A horrible pathogenic disease that attacks the victims brain. It makes the victim long for food on a continuous basis until the victim eats themselves to death.

Doctor: I am sorry Miss. Read but you have a serious case of Tubsitis.
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*

by HardcoreDanal October 20, 2015

Tubesteak shake

The act of pulling a tampon out with your teeth and shaking it back and forth like a bulldog while it hits your ears.

Friend 1- "hey man, are your ears sunburnt?
Friend 2- "nah man, I did the tubesteak shake with my girl last night, they're just a little stained.

by Bag nag June 15, 2017

Tubitois

When you see a group of 3 or more bald people riding there tricycle, this is known as Tubitois

Scroonch: Is that Tubitois I see?
Scrooch: You are seeing correctly

by Scrooch January 3, 2019