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Tubesteak Sandwich

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)
Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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tubesteak tuesdays

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday
aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?
by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009
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Ruby Tubesteak

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.
Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"
by Lorenzo Llamas May 19, 2015
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Pepper Tubesteak

The act of covering a condom in wasabi and haveing sex, preferably with a Thai prostitute
Dude, I totally gave her the pepper tubesteak, she ran away screaming.
by J-rod Chris April 3, 2007
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Tubesteak shake

The act of pulling a tampon out with your teeth and shaking it back and forth like a bulldog while it hits your ears.
Friend 1- "hey man, are your ears sunburnt?
Friend 2- "nah man, I did the tubesteak shake with my girl last night, they're just a little stained.
by Bag nag June 15, 2017
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tubesteak tarzan

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around
by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009
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tubesteak boogie

From ZZ Top song Tubesteak Boogie. To have a good fuck, Penis is dancing in her pussy.
Last nite I did the tubesteak boogie with her.
by Buffy October 12, 2004
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