Cake Trolley

Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking

"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"

by SamMule February 19, 2010

Trollacter

A portmanteau of "Troll" and "Character" known to frequent Reddit, other social networking sites and message boards. They meet the definition of "troll" in that they usually post off topic or inane comments, but they do it with a theme relating back to their user name, thus the "character". As with all human endeavors, there exist hilarious trollacters, and subpar trollacters.

"911_was_an_inside_job is such a trollacter. All his posts seem to relate back to how 911 was an inside job, and we are all sheeple."

"YoMama was a great trollacter, throwing out a Yo Mama joke about every article"

by Crowed December 13, 2007

Trollarch

A "company" started by YouTuber MinnesotaBurns created for the purpose of trolling hackers, children, and ragers on Xbox Live, in particular, on Call of Duty. While trolling, he will claim to be the CEO of Trollarch as Jon Trollsten. Usually, he will inform the player (who is usually a hacker who is no older than 16) that they will be banned unless they follow Jon's commands (which may include requesting a parent). After this, all hell breaks loose. "Jon" will usually infuriate the player or player's parent(s) by giving them false telephone numbers such as 1-800-thisisnotreal, make controversial statements such as asking them on a date even though they may be married, or simply call the hacker names such as "douchebag" or "pathetic shitbag" to piss them off. Ragers are usually trolled in 1 v 1 matches by having their asses kicked followed by an insult from MinnesotaBurns to get them really mad. Since its creation, Trollarch's "staff" (MinnesotaBurns' subscribers) has reached over 265,000 people. Trollarch staff may also take part in the trolling by mimicking MinnesotaBurns' strategies in trolling and posting their results on YouTube for the lulz. Trollarch has also helped to create catchphrases from MinnesotaBurns including the most famous, "The chicken is burning." Trollarch has helped to shine a light on the good side of trolling: pissing off and helping to ban hackers and annoying raging kids from Xbox Live.

"Hey dude, are you part of Trollarch staff?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Wanna do some trolling on COD?"
"Not now, man. The chicken is burning."

by thosearemycookies August 4, 2012

Gentleman's Trolley

The covert act of a man poking his boner into a bitch's behind while grinding on the dance floor. This event usually takes place on a crowded dance floor with little to no lighting. Aka "A 2by 4 in your backdoor"

I know we got down last night because my butt hurts from receiving so many gentleman's trolleys on the dance floor last night

by Denver Crusaderz June 24, 2010

Trolleydollyfucked

When you try to time your visit to the toilet on an airplane not to get in a jam with the trolley dollys only to realise that no tight fucker wants tea or coffee and the dollys are mid-aisle so you look like an asshole whilst waiting behind the trolley dollys !! Most people will blush and retreat , however on occasion you will see an arrogant asshole who thinks they are socially higher especially on really cheap flights . These are the best fun to watch as they huff and roll their eyes up to the sky and tutt . Do NOT take your eyes off them ....

Jane : " I would have flown a different airline first class but it didnt suit my hectic schedule"
Penny : " of Course one would "
Jane: One must go and empty ones bladder ,
Penny " careful! They are serving tea and coffee to the peasants at the back , one must time this as not to get TROLLEYDOLLYFUCKED!!

by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013

trolley woggle

sandwiches (in some states if the U.S)

I ate a peanut butter and jelly trolley woggle yesterday.

by loberham union May 28, 2021

Shopping Trolley

A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.

"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003