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toll sip

A sip of a beverage taken by someone while passing the beverage to it's rightful owner. The sip is taken as a "payment" by the person passing the drink. This action is most prevalent when one buys a beer from an aisle vendor while sitting deep in a row at a sporting event. Resulting "toll sips" are taken by your annoying buddies after the vendor hands it to them to pass to you.
"Hey Frankie! Pass me a beer, and no toll sips this time!"
by Deracin8ed December 9, 2008
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Toll Jumping

v. The act in quickly going behind someone with a FastTrack and skip paying the toll.
The act of a guy forgetting his fasttrack, and gunning it right up behind the person who does and driving through with him.

Toll Jumping happens most often on Express Lanes or at Toll Booths
by Lord Monday August 1, 2012
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toll road

When you have sex with a chick on the road, and then take all of her money.
Yo I took Amanda on the toll road last night and I made twenty bucks! It wasn't very comfortable though...
by Vladdydaddy August 6, 2007
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toll

A cost in lives.

Damage resulting from an event or practice.

Charge for a service or permission.

The sound of a bell rung at a steady interval.
The tolls from coronavirus will be great, many and enduring, and the bells will toll for the dead.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
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Pennsylvania Toll Booth

As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.
Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.
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Trump Toll

The number of avoidable corona infections and deaths, and the number of jobs lost, businesses destroyed, and futures compromised or shattered due to the ineptitude of Donald J. Trump, whose selfish actions and inactions make him the worst US president or head of state in modern history.
Trump toll shows that good governance, not developed public infrastructure, is the variable that determines the success or failure for a country in containing the coronavirus crisis.
by MathPlus February 16, 2021
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toll booth chicken

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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