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Mirage à trois

A guy hanging out with two girls anticipates a threesome that never materializes.
Alice: How was your night, Bob?

Bob: Oh man, got fucked up drinking with these two chicks and totally thought I was gonna bang both of them, then at then end of the night they gave me a kiss on the cheek and stole my cab!

Alice: Ha! Total mirage à trois, jerkoff!
by gouletgoo December 22, 2013
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manage-a-trois

A 'French' term typically defining a sexual liason between three persons, involving three people engaged in sexual intimacy or sexual congress. Three people having sexual relations with one another either randomly, such as on a one-time occassion, or regularly as long-term lovers. Three people having sex together, typically at the same time in the same bed.
A favorite fantasy of men- that of being in bed with two women instead of just one- but women also imagine bedding for sexual purposes with two men. Such is also known well enough between three lesbian women, or between three homosexual men. As long as three people are intimately/sexually involved, it is a 'manage-a-trois'.
by Jonathan Rich December 28, 2007
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Hot Doggie Trois

When you finger bang a chick with one hand as your dog licks flavored warming lube out her cooch while you steal shit out of her purse with the other.
I got 50 bucks off this chick during a Hot Doggie Trois and now my dog smells like strawberries.
by buknsty December 20, 2010
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drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.
"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010
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Secret Trois

A.K.A. The Three Pigs

A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
Fat black woman: OMG! GURLZ DAT WAS DA SHIT! YA'LL GURLZ BE AWESOME! I WISH I WAS FAT AND COULDN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! SECRET TROIS RULES!
by Fat Bitch Hater August 12, 2009
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Nicki Minaj-a-trois

The sexual act where a dude bangs two female midgets at the same time.
Bro 1: Hey bro that was a crazy kegger last night!
Bro 2: Yeah bro I totally had a Nicki Minaj-a-trois with some carnies!
Bro 1: Nice bro! Bro-five up high!
*Bro-five*
by Chet Manstud November 15, 2011
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ownage e trois

when you own/burn 3 people with one comment
dude 1: look at those 3 lazy jobless mexicans outside home depot

dude 2: ownage e trois
by tribefan258 August 14, 2009
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