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whale shark triggered

Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish
by Whale shark triggered September 30, 2017
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white-triggered

That special kind of triggered only white people get. A white person that gets white-triggered is most likely vegan, Christian, pro-life and/or an active Pinterest user.
Tyrone sarcastically responded to a joke by saying, "I'm going to kill myself!". This response white-triggered Bethany because her cousin's friend's brother-in-law's neighbor's online-friend's sister killed herself, and suicide shouldn't be joked about.
by Anonymous :p March 12, 2017
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lol triggered

LOL triggered - when you're being both entertained and triggered simultaneously
wait WTF did I just laugh at? I'm LOL triggered here - The 'Say My Name In Every Song' comedy sketch is funny as hell but she pulls a gun on her boyfriend saying 'dont sing another bitches name nigga’ - how is this okay? If the guy was holding the gun to the woman's head people would be like TRIGGERED: woman abuse! violence against women! I’m totally LOL triggered here
by Peter Greenwall August 28, 2018
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Someone's a bit triggered

When you have no real comeback and you are the one triggered but you switch the blame
Jonathan: Destiny is stupid
Jacob: ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU ARE SO STUPID!
Jonathan: Jacob shut up

Jacob: Someone's a bit triggered
by Waffleporn123 November 1, 2016
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Triggered Tumblr User

Someone who spends time on tumblr getting triggered at peoples opinion.

They are usually very full of themselves and think their opinion is a fact so anything else is discriminatory or a personal attack
Did you see Rachel she’s become such a triggered tumblr user
by I fucking hate humanity April 16, 2019
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Triggered Timmy

That boy is a triggered Timmy
by lil-bro92 September 4, 2019
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Triggered

Okay, kiddos. Enough of this 'landwhale' bullshit. I'm about to tell you what REAL triggering is.

To be 'triggered' is NOT to be offended by something. It's actually quite different from that. To be triggered is to have a certain stimulus, be it a word, a place, a person etc, set off (or trigger) a memory linking back to a traumatic point in your life (i.e. rape, a local terrorist attack, or any sort of horrible event), resulting in negative effects like anxiety attacks (and that's just one of the many things that can come from being triggered. Trust me, it can get so much worse). It is NOT something to be treated lightly.

I'll conclude this with a rundown of tips for if you ever come across someone who can be triggered.

1: Do not make fun of them. Triggering is a serious issue which should be treated with care and respect.
2: Do not start calling them things like 'SJW' or 'Landwhale' or whatever other bullshit you might associate with triggering. It has nothing to do with that.
3: Do not, I repeat, do NOT (I repeat again, FUCKING DO NOT) attempt to trigger them. You should already know this, but I'm saying it anyway. DON'T TRY TO TRIGGER PEOPLE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. Don't even consider it. You can do some serious damage to a person's mental state if you do. You keep that in fucking mind.

Now, I'd appreciate some upvotes so we can get this ACTUAL definition of triggering to be the top definition, so no one has to see that disgustingly mean 'landwhale' definition again.
Janet was raped when she was a child. Years later, Brad, an internet troll, triggered her deliberately. Brad's a fucking asshole.
by OprahDollarsAreNotAThing September 4, 2016
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