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Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.
Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!
by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006
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STAR TESTING

A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.
STAR TESTING is tomorrow and I don't even care.
by MhsStud13 April 7, 2008
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Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
by I got you back September 20, 2009
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mint testing

The mint test is a common method that is used to determine the probability of a relationship between 2 members of the opposite gender progressing past the talking phase. The mint test typically involves 2-4 roles, the mint supplier, the mint admin, the mintee, and the wing-man/woman. The mint test MUST be done alone or in a private location such as a park and be thought out carefully. a common mint testing session can go one of 2 ways. A type-a mint test is one in which the mint administer does not pack a mint on them, and a mint supplier must be involved. A type-b mint test is one in which the mint administer is a "chad", and packs a mint on them at all times. Mint testing can be classified into another category containing a wing man. For example, a type-bw mint test is simply a type-b test that involves a wingman.

a type-aw mint test example:

hey man that girl is pretty cute, you should pull another mint test.
mint admin: hell yea, mint test! but... I don't think I brought any Altoids or tic-tacs.
mint supplier: it's all good, I have some spearmint gum in my laptop bag. I have to leave though.
wingman: hey man she's sitting on that bench, go mint test her, I'll be with you.
(they walk to the bench)
mintee: hey guys, what's up?
wingman: not much, I have to go. I'll leave you two to it.
mint admin: *sits down* here, want a mint?
mintee: sure!
mint admin: hey how about we go to my place?
mintee: ok!

(created by cmanbrine)
Hey man, I'm gonna go to the park later, want to go mint testing?

Sure! Can't wait to go mint testing!
by CmanBrine February 14, 2021
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Reverse Trick or Treating

When you go around dressed up on Halloween, knocking on people's doors and giving them candy.
Now that we're to old to trick or treat anymore, how about reverse trick or treating?
by landonj November 3, 2010
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Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.
We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.
by Discressionlisp McNamaste June 29, 2011
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trestling

A recreational pastime involving drug-induced positioning of one's body directly underneath the rail supports of a railroad trestle, exactly timed to coincide with the passing of a freight train overhead.

The resulting effect is that of experiencing a passing freight train from a position a foot or two beneath the rails upon which the train passes. The resulting vibration and noise is traditionally enjoyed during night-time while under the effect of psychodelic mushrooms or other hallucinogen. As the train approaches, the increasing noise and vibration, coinciding with the shifting headlights and roar of the train whistle adds to the effect. Other variants include hanging by the hands from individual railroad ties while the train passes.

Originated by students of Texas State University, formerly Southwest Texas State University, of San Marcos Texas, using a railroad trestle approximately five miles north of town on the road to Five Mile Dam.
So dude, we went out towards Lexington on FM 969 with our nine-irons and some golf balls, picked some shrooms, knocked 'em back with a bottle of Ranch dressing, then when our gums were tingling good we went out trestling at Five Mile. It was a wicked rush!
by Bibbity-Bip September 1, 2006
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