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Trenchcoat

v.
To make oneself appear badass on the internet, particularly through the use of an internet-trenchcoat.
n.
One who trenchcoats.
adj.
To have the quality of a trenchcoater.
Man, that guy on *random RPG* is always trenchcoating up the place. He really needs to get a new description.

"A man in a tattered trenchcoat with the lapels raised to cover his face. All you can see are the lit coals of his cigarette. A shotgun is attached to his back. Everyone knows not to mess with this guy."
by Shishkeberry September 23, 2008
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Texas Trenchgun

When a male holds his dick and lets the semen explode...
Hey dude i heard Nick Texas Trenchgun'd last night i hope he's ok.
by Dylan Swastika April 24, 2010
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Smelly trenchcoat

The act of taking a dump while wearing a bath robe.
AWWWWW MAN you stink, did you make a smelly trenchcoat
by strange acronym September 22, 2009
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trench cunt

A disease or pathology whose etiological factors range from general promiscuity, usually with individuals of questionable health themselves, particularly in large numbers, to poor hygiene; presentation symptomatically of itching, foul odor, histological inflammatory response, rapid deterioration from a fresh pink appearance to a blown o-ring or mudflap appearance of the vaginal labia and vulva proper. Other symptoms may include spontaneous production of dairy products and brewer's yeast. The condition moniker etymologically is derived from the similar condition that is a bane to soldiers in training known as trench foot.
That fucking two-bit slag of a bitch Judge gave me five years probation for jay walking. His trench cunt was obviously no longer in remission, perhaps he should change his tampon before getting septicemia on top of it all.
by Dr. Giggles, OB-GYN June 4, 2009
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27 rats in a trenchcoat

I'm literally just 27 rats writing this. Rats are very good at delivering packages. Rats can move at max speeds of 500mph. They are the second fastest animal on the planet behind the zoomy cat. Rats know everything so you should watch your back. Anyone who likes Ratatouille will be spared.
That kid is just 27 rats in a trenchcoat. They may kill you if you took their fedora.
by BrokeBitch69 January 9, 2021
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trenchcoat

1. Generally a long coat (down to the knees), that can come in a variety of styles and/or colors; can be worn over a sports jacket and tie during cold weather.
2. A ratty long black coat worn by a 14-year old social outcast pretending to be a Goth, or who wants to freak everyone in his school out by making them think he's a psycho killer. The wearer will be KO'd in the hallway sometime during the second semester.
The trenchcoat kid claimed he saw Jesus on the wall during detention this morning; someone oughtta knock the crap out of that little fuck.
by Bobby Ganoosh November 10, 2003
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Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat

When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
by Arissa Rodriguez-Lopez May 1, 2008
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