Talmond

The leader of the Yogi bear clan and is a sexy beast. 1V1 me as Zenyatta and I'll shoe you my small penis.
Black nipple clan, logging out.

Wow that guy is a beast ass bear dick, You got yourself some ramen downstairs. Maybe Talmond could heat and beat it for you.

by bigboilatroi February 23, 2017

TALMKBG

When you’re cursing out someone under your breath, thinking they can’t hear you, but they can

“Jeff I know your TALMKBG about me”
“Chad I would never”

by That’s a real chad moment November 2, 2019

Tralfamadorian

ACtually a type of living creature in Kurt Voneguts book Slaughterhouse 5. The can move to any point in the space time continum and prefer to exist in nice places/times with happy stuff going on. The comparision of human experience in reality with Tralfamadorian experience of reality was a beautiful paragraph by Kurt: (I paraphrase) Imagine a person on the top of a moutain with a nice view (Tralfamadorian view of the universe), another person is strapped to a train track with a metal sphere around their head and an 8 foot pole to look through....that small round circle of light at the end is the human experience of the universe.

I would give my left nut to understand nature as a Tralfamadorian.

by R. Hale April 17, 2006

fuck you talm bout

What do you mean?

What are you talking about?

I slap the shit out yall hoes, fuck you talm bout!

And Im finna get them new yeezys, fuck you talm bout.

by FuckYouTalmBout May 22, 2019

Tramabomb

A boosty fart. Tramabombs most often occur when excessive amounts of semen build up on the boosty during sexual intercourse.

On rare occasions a tramabomb can occur if the woman creature hasn't washed their boosty for a number of days. A noticeable sign that your boosty needs cleaning is a cheese-like smell coming from it. This cheese smell comes from the residue build up on the boosty. If you want to decrease the chances of a natural tramabomb occuring it is recommended that you limit the intake of foods with large amounts of fatty acids.

Scientists are still researching the phenomena behind a natural tramabomb.

Anorexic Jenny: What's the matter, Patty?

Pig Patty (sobbing): All the kids started pointing and laughing at me! Some even came up to me and poked at my boosty with their pencils!

Anorexic Jenny: That's terrible, Patty! Why would they do something like that?

Pig Patty: Well, I felt a tickle on my boosty and knew a tramabomb was on it's way. I let out a fake cough to try to hide the noise but everybody heard it! This is horrible!

Anorexic Jenny: Oh, don't be so down. Here, have a sip of my bologna malt. That should cheer you up!

I was just sittin' in class just chillin'. All a sudden I heards a loud tramabomb! Mayne, what that boosty bitch been eatin'?

by Nigga Ishmael October 19, 2010

TralCal

The central region of California, in between NorCal and SoCal. It is characterized by Highway 5, cows, douchebag cops, and nothing (and a lot of it).

Derived from "Cen-Tral" California.

I was driving on Highway 5 and suddenly I saw nothing and a cow. I knew I was in TralCal

by tralcalsandwhich October 21, 2010

Talmb

A surface to be used for the breaking up of marijuana, prior to smoking it. Most commonly a table, album, movie, or book.

Can also be used as a surface upon which to do OTHER forms of recreational chemistry.

"Hey man i wanna roll a blunt, can you pass me a talmb?"
"DAMNIT! I've gotta break this nugget up, but i can't find a talmb anywhere!"
"I left a line up there for you, on the talmb"

by Timmoe.Tucker November 16, 2011