Traffic Touching

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

Traffic Looting

The act of purposefully ignoring rules of the road to retain some semblance of power in a usually powerless life in the same sense as looting stores during a riot; e.g. running red lights, ignoring yield signs and general courtesy because of a sense of self-entitlement.

"That person didn't care that he ran that red light. That's some straight up Traffic Looting; trying to get what's his."

by cesareo gracias February 19, 2013

trafalgar school

A school full of chavs and nonces

trafalgar school is full of chavs thinking they own the place

by Iampingu March 29, 2017

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

Traffic Tourettes

Uncontrollable bursts of profanity (like tourette syndrome) experience while stuck in traffic.

*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"

"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."

by b3rk February 9, 2009

Traboulsi

Traboulsi family; Descendants of Bertrand count of Toulouse who came from France in the 1100's and ruled Tripoli in Lebanon. He settled there and married a Lebanese woman. That's when they started calling him "Bertrand le Tripolitain" (Al Traboulsi).

Guy1 : Hey man, are you going to Raya Traboulsi's house party tonight?

Guy2 : Are you insane? Her sister Tonia Traboulsi scares the shit outta me. She once threatened to cut my belly, pull out my intestines and strangle me widd'em.

Guy1 : Nah man, I heard she's been going to church lately. She got peaceful man, you know what'am sayin.

by RayTuts December 17, 2012

traffic light party

A party/dance where you wear colours to show you're availability.
Red = Taken
Yellow = Undecided
Green = Single

Guy: Hey babe, wanna dance erotically?
Girl: Cant you see that im in red?
Guy: No, im colour blind.
Girl: Why would you come to a traffic light party if you cant tell what colour people are wearing?
Guy: ..Can we fuck now?

by That guy with a Dent January 14, 2008