Tominitis

The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.

Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?

Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand
Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis

by jimmy.johns55 September 16, 2010

tokin it fat

a large amount of pot smoked via a bong, joint, blunt, ect. rip..

we bought an oz, we were tokin it fat.

by fatassrips August 15, 2010

Toping

Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.

Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*

by Lil fission March 4, 2011

Tosin

An awesome caring friend that wants to make sure everyone is happy. He's always there for people and usually doesn't care if people roast him and doesn't take it badly. Tosin's usually end up losing friends but then they get back in the future.
Also a Nigerian given name meaning: worthy to be served ; Oluwatosin-God is worthy to be served.

"Dude, I wanna get me a Tosin!"
"Dude, I wanna be a Tosin!"

by Theduorp September 3, 2018

Toyia

a honey roasted peanut butter, a passionate/playful lover that aims to please. Angelic creature, named after a doll. An all around fun person that is dedicated to their partner.

Spread some toyia on my toast.

by snookie's wife February 11, 2010

Toking up

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed

Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.

by Khronicc September 30, 2016

tokin

smoking weed
lighting up

man i was tokin up and my parents almost walked in

by embie November 19, 2007