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a high school in Flushing, Queens where the best students in the city go. Mostly Asians, but there are some others. Once the students get there, they are bombarded by homework and classwork and collaterals that take forever to complete. Even in 9th grade they are given college textbooks to read and expected to do insane amounts of work. Mostly girls. Better than stuyvesant or bronx science.

Side effects of going to thhs: insomnia, spinal problems, burned out brain, and insanity from stress.
*phone rings*

Friend: Hey Amanda, hows it going

Harrisite: Can't, gotta, study, TEST!!!!

*hangs up phone*

(The average social life of a townsend harris student)
by Actual Harrisite December 26, 2011
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jayden townsend

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a rasicst who enjoys marching with 'hitler youth' every friday night. and cross burns every sunday.
saul: hi jayden, what are you doing this week?

jayden townsend: killing people of a different skin tone as me.
by sauliscool2010 October 7, 2011
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Andrew Townsend

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a andrew townsend also known as gandi a important aspect of this mythical being is he doesn't go outside, in ancient texts known as the siege custom game chat it depicts an ancient being pondering the thought of what a blade of grass fells like.

Another important aspect of this legendary creature is that it has only been seen once through a a pixel frame gap of a window he can some times be spotted in blenheim bleaching the porch.

The most important thing about this wonderous spectacle is that on one fateful day said to be a day when there was a god born amongst men the greatest thing a man has ever witnessed was created the gandis gambit there has only been one sighting of this ethereal event and it was witnessed by kallum chesters and lewis gallimore they say it changed there lives and gave them god like rocket league powers.
lewis: kallum are you looking at the same thing as me

kallum: oh my god lewis

lewis: what should we call it
kallum: the andrew townsend
lewis: no not epic enough

kallum: how about gandis gambit

lewis: that is it me friend
by muph September 3, 2021
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Somerset slang.
The opposite of a millward.
A true hero.
"Wow, 18 pints of rough cider! He's some sort of Townsend!"
by Friends of Millward July 15, 2008
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Townsend, Massachusetts

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A small middle class bedroom community located in the north/central section of Massachusetts on the New Hampshire/Massachusetts border. The town's public school system and athletic programs are remarkably mediocre. So, many families from Townsend with money or ambition send their children to one of the many local private schools (St. Bernards, Bishop Guertin, Cushing Academy, Groton School, Lawrence Academy) rather than Townsend's public high school, North Middlesex Regional. Most kids who do end up attending North Middlesex Regioanl are rednecks or stoners who love to smoke blunts and Marlboro Lights, drink Budweiser (probably bought at State Line in NH), use racial stereotypes, and suck at sports. Other than high school football games and substance abuse, Townsend has nothing to do. If you want to do anything else you have to travel to a surrounding community (Fitchburg, Pepperell, Groton, Leominster, Nashua, Lowell). These factors result in a serious lack of civic pride in Townsend.

The demographics of Townsend are very homogeneous as most of the town's population is comprised of white christians.

The town historically votes Republican.
I used to live in Townsend, Massachusetts. Here's an example of a conversation I might have heard in high school...

Townsend Kid 1: Dude I heard there's a kegger in

Timberlee Park.
Townsend Kid 2: Yeah, let's go pick up weed in Pepperell, rip a few bowls, park at the high school, and then head over.
Townsend Kid 1: I hope only white kids are there.
Townsend Kid 2: Of course!
by Lifeslime Godfather July 25, 2009
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Mike Townsend

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A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
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Matty Townsend

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Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister
Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family
by Matty’s mummy November 13, 2022
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