Towelling

Two meanings:
1. beating someone comprehensively
2. gay locker room antics between homosexual men

1. I towelled that Pontiac at da lights
2. I towelled Gary\'s ass so good after the game

by Hozey April 26, 2005

towelling

when you use a towel to cover yourself while you change out of a swim suit, most often in front of a few people on the deck of a pool

person 1:how did you change out of your swim suit if u didnt go into the locker room?
person 2:towelling
person 1:oh

by tfrey January 21, 2006

Towelie

The worst character ever.

Cartman: "Towelie, you're the worst character ever."
Towelie: "I know..."

by Smanny April 29, 2006

toweller

(Noun) - one who towels

"Who's the guy who comes to towel us off?"

"Oh, he's the toweller."

by Here's Johnny!!! June 16, 2011

growler toweller

an excessively attentive male, given to wiping cock snot semen, sperm, jizm from his wife's cunt twat, snatch after intercourse.

he used to be one of the guys until he got married, now he's turned into a growler toweller.

by Sheepshagger July 4, 2006

towelie

Short for "towelhead", a derogatory term used for people of Middle Eastern and Indian origin, namely for the customary donning of turbans.

South Park created their character "towelie" partially to make light of this term (as they do with many very heated socio-political issues) and as a play on the term "toweler".

Why do we keep lettin' those damn towelie terrorists into this country!

by califoreigner May 6, 2008

Towelie

A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.

"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".

"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".

by abracadabra10 March 26, 2009