touring the chocolate factory

Engaging in Anal Sex.

Jill looked at her friend, "So, has Jeff went touring the chocolate factory yet?"

by Ron Jeremy Pony January 17, 2017

tcruizing

when someone goes on vacation rather than taking care of urgent matters

Baker closed bread shop and went tcruizing

so no bread 🍞 available.

by Veronique Veronneau February 20, 2021

Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles

"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"

by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023

touring with Dr. Rockso

using cocaine. Dr. Rockso is the rock and roll clown on the cartoon Metalocalypse. He does cocaine.

He didn't pay the rent because he was touring with Dr. Rockso.

by ChuckSteak December 26, 2009

Country Touring

is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.

Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring

by hicktown johnson June 21, 2011

tourisming

being a tourist or going on heaps of tours, or seeing a bunch of unnecessarily famous tourist places.

my dad’s in charge of tourisming in this holiday not me.

by imadeitathing January 12, 2018

touristing

The process or methodology by which an equity researcher or analyst in Manhattan very superficially (if at all) reviews or covers one or more companies and provides definitive advice to chief investment officers who then act on such advice to invest billions of dollars that then are lost.

Right before the latest economic downturn, the research team had been engaging in touristing to speed up their work so that they could make it in time to happy hour at the Rooftop in the Kimberly.

by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 3, 2022