titmatized

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.

Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."

by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

tomahonkey

A white person who claims to be indian, but isn't. It can also be a person of very little indian blood that self identifies as only native.

That tomahonkey looks like an idiot with those fake eagle feathers in their hair.

by Real NdN November 17, 2014

tomas kalnoky

Singer in the bands Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, and Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution.

Very hot and a musical genius.

I'd fuck Tomas Kalnoky any day of the week

by Rude girls have more fun December 8, 2007

tomasa

The most beautiful person you will ever meet; good hearted a outspoken dedicated and strong willed people person with a great smile

Stop being like Tomasa!

by Mato#LB January 13, 2015

toki wo tomare

ZA WARUDO

ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE

by some random account lol September 17, 2020

Tomacock

When you slap a girl on the head with your cock.

She had a bruise on her forehead from when I Tomacocked her last night.

by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011

Tolman

A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"

"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)

by Constance Farder February 23, 2017