tastykakes

n., properly capitalized.

A brand name of a line of baked snack products produced by Tasty Baking Company of Philadelphia.

Tastykakes are as much a Philly tradition as the cheesesteak sandwich.

I've got the munchies! I'd like to go to Wawa and buy a pack of Tastykakes!

by AshburnStadium October 14, 2008

Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

by p3orion December 27, 2013

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

tasty lick

a spicy riff, especially on an instrument

ryan: that was one tasty lick my friend
chris: thanks for holding the pocket my dude

by aldeon_kan June 13, 2018

Tasty ```CHEESE```

The Shit that our favored president enjoys eating because he runs out of ideas sitting at his desk in trump tower

Joe:(review 5/5 on travel agency tastes good) -VOTE Tasty ```CHEESE```
Jemima:Yeah, even Trump says so

by Markie Suckerberg-(THE LIZARD) December 26, 2018

posh totty

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.

"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019