Tory

(noun) Chiefly British. Term for individual with conservative ideals and/or membership of the Conservative political party. Typically a member of the privileged élite, typified in Parliament by old-Etonians groomed for Oxbridge and further successes in their well-fed, cosseted, self-indulgent lives. Tories (plural) tend to go through life blissfully unaware of the realities most people face. Underneath all the rhetoric policies are aimed at further creation of wealth amongst the affluent and disdain for classes considered 'below' themselves.

David Cameron was the iconic Tory.

by JamesCT May 6, 2006

Honky Tory

Main Entry: Hon-ky Tor-y
Pronunciation: hon-kie tor-ie
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Derived from California Slang

The act by which one is given road head and the receiver brakes fairly sharply causing the giver to hit her or his head on the car horn resulting in a honk.

The incoming traffic caused me to honky tory the shit out of her.

by nickwtomyskins June 27, 2008

Tory Tears

The fake outrage and offense displayed by those on the right.

The mirror image of the noises leftie snowflakes make when also offended by words.

That dick is crying Tory tears again. I'm sure he has a vagina.

by Dic Penderyn June 1, 2018

Tory’d

When someone indulges in a line of cocaine before a meal and cannot eat as a result.

Nathan just Tory’d his meal.

by Andosmate July 1, 2018

Body tory

A person who's a tory (derogatory) in matters of the body, particularly someone who's critical of others for wearing revealing clothing or no clothing at all

Person A: Reckon I might turn up naked to the event tonight
Person B: Dunno if that would be appropriate
Person A: Stop being a body tory

by burningbush2 November 14, 2021

Tizer Tory

A person (in the UK) who continuously votes against their own interests. Specifically, working class people who vote for Conservatives. Despite doing so, they are too stupid to realise, even when it is pointed out to them, with responses typically saying, "I'd rather be poor than vote for them". They usually share similar DNA as those who voted "Leave" (see Brexit), have photos of men holding fish, and also pebble dashed images of poppies. Also related to the "Gammon".

I met Gary down the pub last night. He still hates Corbyn and voted Conservative to show him. Gary's such as Tizer Tory.

by Berty Bumflaps January 7, 2023

Carly D. and Tory H.

2 lil love birds :) Carly especially loves Tory!

Tory H. - "Carly, I LOVE YOU!"
Carly D. - "Tory, I LOVE YOU MORE!"

awweeehh! <3
Carly D. and Tory H. are gonna be together forever....

by Memimely September 24, 2011