tool of the man

A person who enforces the will of the oligarchy, some times unknowingly

Can't blame that nimrod he is a tool of the man

by pie r squared October 17, 2019

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

marketing tool

The creation marketers use to identify and co-opt "street lingo" or style to help them market to teenagers effectively. This website is a fine example. No doubt these words and definitions will be used in the next Sprite commercial, or by Carson Daly.

Urbandictionary.com seems like a "for the people- by the people" site devoted to counter-culture, but it's really just a marketing tool.

by imilian January 8, 2004

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Meat Tool

noun 1 An extremely foolish, stupid or contemptable person. 2 A penis

John is such a meat tool, he blew a whole month's wages on a pair of shoes.

I caught my boyfriend sleeping with my sister while I was at work! He's such a meat tool!

Gillian will charge you only 25 dollars, and you can insert your meat tool where ever you please.

by Mrs Moo June 29, 2010

thunder mug tool kit

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.

I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

dirty man tool

Someone who has wronged people in many ways, it is gender specific. (noun)

Man that guy in charge of AIG is a dirty man tool!

by santo Sucio April 1, 2009