Topher

The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.

Wow she really tophed him off

Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night

by sbwbnwendeh April 05, 2011

Topher

My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.

Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.

by Pirate-Nicky October 27, 2008

Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 22, 2003

Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 29, 2016

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow that guy is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Topher

The latest popular item that everyone will want to have for the next week and then discard it once the new topher comes out.

Guy: Dude, have you seen my new iPod?
Chick: Pfft, fuck that. Check out my new Topher!

by Drake3432 March 19, 2009

Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 20, 2007