Toppest

The most top.

a brief history of the word: This word comes from a most intelligent friend of mine. I mean, look, he made this word up, and he's in AP English!

This car magazine is the toppest. Putting dixie cups in the library is the toppest senoir prank.

by Jon Luitkas. June 9, 2003

Topeethur

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

topstop

when the sub is too cute and the dom stops functioning for a second

Wait a minute I've entered topstop.

by RoyalEntity March 18, 2021

Tapestry

A rug for a vertical floor.

A: hey, whats a tapestry?
B: its a rug you put on your vertical floor.
A: why?
B:just because i can.

by Really really legit dude June 4, 2015

Topete

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

by DavidQ June 24, 2010

Tapestry charter school

A small charter school in Butt fuck nowhere.

“What school do you go to? “
“Tapestry charter school”
“I don’t know that school

by casual munkey June 21, 2019

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014