torpedo's touch

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)

by l1111on April 24, 2017

Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

Topercessen

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.

Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.

by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021

torpedo tits

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

tip toed

Being absolutely wasted (drunk)

Becky: I wanna get tip toed tonight

Ellen: yeahhhh lets get absolutely tip toed

by Emma Connolly May 2, 2019

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020