Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.
Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!
by Sire Top Hat April 06, 2021
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Your bitch gave me good top hat.
by LampShade October 14, 2012
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Tennessee Top Hat

Dude check out that flowin' Tennessee Top Hat! It's permed!
by Snotbubble January 08, 2010
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Memphis Top Hat

A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010
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Generals Top hat

An instance in which while having intercourse, the man pulls out and cums inside her nostrils, and at which point she snorts it and swallows it.
Man: Quick! Generals Top hat!
Woman: -snorts- -then swallows-
delicious. aha
by Rahhfish February 09, 2011
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Slurpy Top Hat

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.
by Eaton Holgoode July 03, 2009
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Tennessee Top Hat

A mullet haircut worn by one from the Volunteer State.
That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.
by Mashrabbit August 18, 2018
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