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toothache

A condition one reaches that requires the invocation of the fuck-buddy clause.
I made a mistake letting a new girlfriend move in too quickly, which caused a toothache, so I needed my fuck- buddy to come in and stink up the place before she got home, in the hopes she would catch a whiff and vacate. Afterward the fuck-buddy went to the grocery store looking for cheese.
by Hot mess-of-trouble August 3, 2021
mugGet the toothachemug.

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!
by anonymous March 5, 2024
mugGet the chinese toothachemug.

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