I made a mistake letting a new girlfriend move in too quickly, which caused a toothache, so I needed my fuck- buddy to come in and stink up the place before she got home, in the hopes she would catch a whiff and vacate. Afterward the fuck-buddy went to the grocery store looking for cheese.
by Hot mess-of-trouble August 03, 2021
I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!