Toolshed

Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..

Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed

by koruptone August 5, 2009

toolshed

someone possessing Jeff Sawa-like characteristics. i.e. driving around in an 1987 IROC sporting a mullet and a cut off flannel while jamming to "night ranger".

You're such a toolshed Herb.

by Sue Lutz February 24, 2003

toolshed

also a term similar to "douchebag" or referring to someone who is or has geeked out.

man, did you hear he fucked up again? what a toolshed.

by the surly mermaid May 31, 2005

Toolshed

The word is defined as a dim witted yet high esteemed boy or man ... usually loud , braggart , someone who is always trying to waaay exaggerate things they have done and narcissism traits do appear as they are usually losers completely lacking in social skills ...

“Brad is a total tool shed !! If he brags one more time about his supposed computer Skills I’m gonna bitch slap him!! ... brad is defined as a toolshed ..

by Qhairball October 3, 2020

Toolshed

A person/animal that is has command of over 5 power tools. They can have them anywhere at anytime, but if they belong to anyone else it is not specified as a Toolshed.

"My friend Stan is a real toolshed man."

by Lexxer69420 April 15, 2023

Toolshed

Mobile legend hero skin from my bf named Stan Marsh from my rp south park

Toolshed: You've been a naughty girl, haven't you? *spank*
Me: Mmmm... Yeah, I've been bad... Spank me harder... Ooooh...

by wendychan2011 March 13, 2024

toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017