Toolhood

the introduction into the becoming of a tool. when one has first become a tool, they have recently been inducted into "toolhood"

He's responsible for Richie's introduction into toolhood.

by CoconutAngel215 December 27, 2010

Toogoodtobetruesome

The art of having a beer in your left hand, a joint in your mouth, your shaft in right hand with the end in a chick. Simultaneously getting drunk, high, jerking off and getting laid. Quite possibly one of the most difficult to achieve, but ultimately most rewarding sexual practices.

She says she's up for anything, even a Toogoodtobetruesome!

by The_Exiled November 17, 2010

Tooootadddla

It is a tool for a meth head to use to smoke their shit

Hey you got the tooootadddla ?!

by Mj&Check January 13, 2021

Does it snow in Toowoomba?

An Australian euphemism for asking if someone suffers from dandruff.

Towomba is a highland and so people in Brisbane use the phrase as a euphemism for whether someone has dandruff on their head.

Person one: Something's not right with his hair.

Person two: Does it snow in Toowoomba?

by Towombaman February 28, 2022

Toowoomba porridge

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

What are you having for breakfast mate?

Just some Toowoomba porridge, Bundy OP on Wheatbix.

You're fucked cunt.

by GoonsackGus October 31, 2018

Toowoomba Grammar

An all boys school based in Toowoomba, Queensland. very well known for its rugby, and guys who act gay, (or are gay)

Did you hear about Toowoomba Grammar's win over Churchie?

by Broccoli2903 August 2, 2021

toocool

Being, Toocool. When you are being extremely cool and just cannot help it.

Damn I am just Toocool.

by Stickyhippie June 25, 2007