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tony hawk 

a sellout who only skates vert and cant do shit street. because of him ignorant bastards ask me all the time if i skate "those big u shaped ramps" theyre halfpipes dumbasses. and no i dont because vert skating has no progression and never will because it is dying
Poser: tony hawk is my favorite skater
Me: preceeding to knock the crap out of this kid
tony hawk by aids monkey January 6, 2008

Tony Hawk 

good looking guy with a great sense of humor. Also is extremely warm. His hair smells like cologne. But he doesn't wear any. He claims. Lives in PA.

Also see Ryan.
Tony Hawk: *kiss* I don't wear cologne/ I swear to frickin' god.
Tony Hawk by pokemon dancer November 4, 2008

tony hawk 

Someone who "skates" out of doing crappy/unwanted jobs
Fucking jimmy just tony hawked out of cleaning the toilet!
tony hawk by angryspec2 December 13, 2006

Tony Hawk 

Bird man who rides a piece of wood with wheels.
Tony Hawk-kee-eeeee-arr kee-eeeee-arr kee-eeeee-arr
Tony Hawk by You stupid. March 23, 2022

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 

An adjective used to emphasize high achievement in any professional field.
Kassie: Mick, I got the job!

Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!

Kassie: All you care about is video games.

Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground 

The worst Tony Hawk game I have ever played. Trying to make a button mashing game challenging by making you have to combo EVERYTHING is just stupid. Even the distance challenges seem glitchy, where you have to get about 10 feet past the Sick marker for it to actually give you a sick rating. Most of the challenges require tons of trial and error and way more patience than it's worth. Sometimes it's even hard to find a challenge, because they're scattered all over the place, and there's still the annoying gaps to find which have very vague names that could mean anything and you either have to gap everything or just look online for the gap locations
Tony Hawk's Proving Ground sucks.