tonever

1. A subtle, yet sarcastic promise to do something that will most likely never happen.

2. An unspecified time in the future that will never arrive.

3. Probably never, but for some reason, you still have hope.

"Sure, I'll help you with that project tonever, just as soon as pigs start flying out of my ass."

"I can have your money for you tonever, I just gotta call my friend and then..."

"When do you think you'll get that raise?" "I don't know, probably tonever at this rate."

by Davewcmg April 10, 2009

Tonehammer

A non-existing hammer used for magical development of musical samples.

Hey--hand me the tonehammer bitch. I can't get this legato ensemble to connect in a fluent way - and there is no playability in this patch.

by skamuf January 5, 2010

Touch Tone Telephone

one of the greatest song ever and may as well be a love song

"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay

by raybeez May 15, 2022

two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

tonesha

A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!

I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!

by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017

Don't look at me with that tone of voice

An expression used to describe how someone is standing or, acting wile looking at you in a intense way , generally in a negative way .

I was walking with my girlfriend and I checked out another chick . I looked back at her and she looked pissed. I responded to her don't look at me with that tone of voice ! You we're looking at her to.

by dragonboy8586 December 13, 2019

Zhou Tonged

Bitcoin Slang, Your positions are automatically liquidated
due to insufficient trading balance after a margin call.
This occurs when trading using "leverage buying" at high levels 5:1 or 10:1
The large swings in the Bitcoin exchange rates can force automated margin selling, when the Broker sells out the customer without notice.

I Just Got "ZHOU TONGED"!.... lost it all on a margin call.

by http://www.ZhouTonged.com April 9, 2013