the boy was was tongan when he was late for school
by Brad lad November 16, 2007
Get the tonganmug. Primative people that have escaped Tonga on a supply ships, have extemely large flat noses ,hence the reason why they don't have a problem with their stench they emit because their noses are so mutalated that they have only the slighest sense of smell, afro-styled hair, extremely large eyes and ears, overall a very large physique, most are morbid obease due to their canabalistic nature. Their intelligence seems underdeveloped. The Tongan language is digusting in nature, as to a non-Tongan speaking person it may sound like "groans, grunts as well as loud breathing". In comparison to the Samoan race, Tongans are stupid, ill-mannered and try to fight anyone who is smarter than them i.e. Everyone.
by Monopoly May 2, 2006
Get the Tonganmug. Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.
by JP June 17, 2004
Get the tonganmug. Humble,happy,funny people!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!
Coz u noe how we do!!
We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!
Koe ha? Feinga mai!!
Brown or tan coloured.
James cook named the island Tonga the friendly islands!!
Coz u noe how we do!!
We da best!!
HORSIE BAYBEY!!
Koe ha? Feinga mai!!
by Tongan's Fynest August 4, 2008
Get the Tonganmug. Very smelly bitch ass faggot's that Samoans don't like. I've never seen a fuckin' Tongan whoop a Samoan.
by 2LA May 14, 2004
Get the Tonganmug. Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.
by lipstick_armor May 5, 2006
Get the tonganmug. A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.
Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.
by California1800 November 4, 2007
Get the Tonganmug.